if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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