Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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