me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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