Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Randomize
