ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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