You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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