Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'm like, not good at living.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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