I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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