You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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