It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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