youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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