we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Randomize
