No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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