The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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