I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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