I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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