we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Randomize
