Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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