Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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