We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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