There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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