My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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