well you can't waste a boner
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
A bitchslap is in order.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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