wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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