Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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