I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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