Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
oh god the rape fog is back!
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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