In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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