forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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