why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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