"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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