I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
