I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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