i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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