More tranny stories later!
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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