I wish I could punch you in the face.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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