hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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