doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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