i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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