yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
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