i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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