when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I just googled if crying burns calories
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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