So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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