We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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