There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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