i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
