Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Your penis caused this!
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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