i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Mom said you looked used
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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