He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Randomize
