I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
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